My name is Sam. I'm 21 years old and the most important thing to note here is that I have the most beautiful hedgehog in the world. Her name is Delia...she's much cuter than me. I also have the best ferrets ever (I'm totally not one bit biased) named Meeka and Benny, who are also much cuter than me.
Featuring: lots of reblogs, and my beautiful pets. Also opinions.
People who use the term “friendzone.”And my clients who think they should get a discount for having a big dick, or be entitled to pay me for actual sex because they’re Hottie McHottersons and I’d be lucky to fuck such a prime example of manhood.